Mission Google Revisited

This is my story about topping the Google charts. There was once a time when I used to feature no where in google search. That upset me a lot. I wanted to feature in the list when when people looked up my name. So i started on a long and exciting journey to make it to the top on google for "Chaitanya Sharma". I fought with the Google bots to include my name in their list. I bribed them, offering them all I could and all the information they wanted (META tags). And succeed I did in my mission. A few months later my blog link (Yes, this very blog. Its historical, isn't it?) featured on the top when people searched for my name (I wonder who used to search for "Chaitanya Sharma" other than myself and the people I forced to query the same). So my ego and alterego was satisfied and I was the king of that region.

Power got to my head and I became careless. I stopped blogging for a while. The evil powers of other Chaitanya Sharmas took over my reign to rule that query kingdom. Slowly my position started slipping and all I could do is watch it slip helplessly. One fine morning I made up my mind to fight with the ones of whom we do not speak and readied my weapons (blog posts) I'll fight till I've not defeated them all.........climb over their shoulders and reach the top (of the search results).

Let this story be remembered as the story of a person who would not give up on being top in the Google list. Someone who fought endlessly with the Google bots and defeated them time after time. Who would not let his iron grip on the search results lose. Let this story be remembred as the story of "Chaitanya Sharma"

PS: Please Google my name :-D